That's Stash Beyond Life Expectancy of course! Hmm.. well.... we had a bit of a reshuffle in the living room and the full extent of my ever-growing yarn addiction started to become clear when DH told me to sort out the pile of knitting stuff in the room.
I looked at it and then had to go and have a cup of tea and a bit of a think.
Then I had another look at it and just had to have another cup of tea.
Blimey, how did this happen? Where did it all come from? I'm sure I don't know, really I don't, surely I'm not responsible for all of it.
Then I got myself together and managed to stuff quite a lot of it into new hidey holes and all was normal again.
I really don't have too much yarn. No really I don't (just don't open any cupboards around the place)